- Sleep in as late as possible thereby skipping one meal of the day.
- Wash and reuse plastic baggies. (Not really funny cause I've done this for years anyway.)
- Go to Costco at lunch time and eat the samples.
- Have dessert by visiting ice cream shops and asking for samples.
- Cut your own hair and get your friends to call it "edgy".
- Share your refilled coke at Taco Bell. (Is that cheating?)
- Be a vegetarian and grow your own food, unless you know how to grow a cow.
- Decide that "day old" is ok.
- Trick your marriageable kid into attending a young millionaires club meeting.
More to come I'm sure!